Update

Zameer is not married and has found my cell number.
Ew.

Going out tonight with the crew and a new addition whose aunt found me at the gallery yesterday when she heard I lived in Boston. His name is also Vikram (because apparently that's the only boy name here) and he graduated from Cornell and is working for an NGO here for a year. His aunt took my number and he called yesterday (sort of nervous). I've decided to play matchmaker and try and set him up with Sapna tonight. I love setting people up!!

P.S. Just found out that Manu gave Z my number for the humor value. Will be retaliating with vigor as I know a certain girl here who fancies my retarded roommate.